"Captain Thunderpants" is the 12th episode in Season 1 in Angry Kid.

Captain Thunderpants - Angry Kid

Captain Thunderpants - Angry Kid


Angry Kid is sitting in the back of Dad's car, bored with listening to Dad's country music tape. Angry Kid asks if he can put on his tape, "Captain Thunderpants". There are only two lines in this song, which are "one pound of middle cut pork leg joint" and "stew my foot and call me Brenda", which Angry Kid likes to accompany with a car-horn and two air-horns. Eventually, Dad stops the car and throws the now-destroyed tape back to Angry Kid in frustration. As he tries to restart the car, the sounds of the engine begin to mimic the beat of Captain Thunderpants' song, which Angry Kid honks to in delight.


Transcript Edit

(country music playing)

Angry Kid: My tape, Dad. Play my tape now? Dad? My tape? Dad?

Dad: (sighs) Will you just wait until mine's finished?

Angry Kid: Me now? My tape! My music! My music, Captain Thunderpants!

Dad: All right. Just keep it down.

(audio cassette inserting)

(rock and roll music playing)

Angry Kid/Captain Thunderpants: (singing:) One pound of middle cut pork leg joint!

(Cat horn honking)

Dad: Will you-- Oi, oi, oi, oi! That is enough!

Angry Kid: Oh, Dad! I didn't-- sorry. Put it back on! Please, Dad, please! Oh, come on, your music's bollocks--

Dad: LANGUAGE! All right, just...keep it down!

Angry Kid: Heh, heh, heh.

(audio cassette inserting)

(rock and roll music playing)

Captain Thunderpants: (singing:) Stew my foot and call me "Brenda"!

(air horns honking)

Dad: ARGH! Wha-- What are you trying to do?! You just don't know when to stop, do you? Guh!

(Car engine's start repeating)

Dad: Come on. All I need-- Come on, ya bloody thing.

(Car horn honking)

Dad: Every bloody time! Come on! You happy now, eh?! You bloody satisfied?!