The Road Safety Man is a costumed road safety mascot who ironically appears to be completely incompetent about road safety, knowing almost nothing correct about the subject.
He appears as a parody of The Green Cross Code Man, a character created in the 1970s to teach young children about road safety.
In Road Safety, he tried to tell Angry Kid the road safety instructions, but Angry Kid did not listen causing The Road Safety Man to become very agitated with Angry Kid but had to run away when he was called noncey. He gets hit by a car for not following his own instructions and may or may not have died.
He is portrayed by David Holt.