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"Kidnap" is the 25th episode in Season 1 in Angry Kid.

Synopsis[]

Angry Kid is riding in Dad's car, asking his father, "Are we there yet?", but only recieving the answer "No!" from him. Angry Kid then loudly blows his nose with a tissue, saying that he's got "snot blocks". Angered and frustrated, Dad orders Angry Kid not to push his luck or he will take him to "The Home". Taking this warning personally, Angry Kid claims Dad doesn't love him, but Dad furiously silences him by shouting "SHUT UP!". Feeling brave and revengeful, Angry Kid uses the tissue as a whip and smacks his father, making him scream in pain. Enraged by the mild violence from his own son, Dad eventually gives up and tells Angry Kid that he's taking him to "The Home". Angry Kid then becomes scared, and begs him not to do it, saying that he was "just joking". And when Dad refuses to reassure him, Angry Kid puts the tissue around his mouth, writes on a piece of paper, "Help! Kidnap" and shows it to a police car following from behind. When the police car starts honking its siren horn at Dad's car, Angry Kid then cackles evilly, thinking that his plan is going to work.

As the credits start rolling, Dad is promptly pulled over by the police (who believe Angry Kid's help sign). The officer tells Dad to step out of the car, causing him to stammer. "NOW!" shouts the officer.

However, Angry Kid ends up at "The Home" anyway, which means his plan to get Dad arrested failed. As Dad drives away, laughing evilly at the joy of finally defeating Angry Kid, he yells out to him "BOLLOCKS!".

Cast[]

Transcript[]

(country music playing)

Angry Kid: Are we there yet?

Dad: No!

Angry Kid: *wipes nose with a tissue, covering it in snot* I got snot blocks.

(Angry Kid starts rapidly blowing his nose)

Dad: Leave it!

Angry Kid: But I--

Dad: Don’t push your luck, or I'll take you to the children's home.

Angry Kid: *sniff* You don't care about me. *sniffs again* It's not fair. You don't love me. YOU DON'T LOVE--

Dad: (loses his temper) SHUT UP!

(country music continues playing)

(Angry Kid whips Dad with the tissue)

Dad: (infuriated) G'OWW! Ooh! Right! That's it! I've had enough of you! I'm taking you to the home!

Angry Kid: Oh, no! Oh, no, not the home, no, Dad! Dad, please, not the home! No, Dad! I was just joking! I mean, dad-- PLEASE! Please, no! Oh! Oh no! No! Oh...

Dad: Oh, yes! It's straight to the Home for YOU sonny jim! You'll learn a thing or two in there. A bit of discipline will do you the world of good. There's no point in fighting it, young man, we're going to the home, and we're going now!

(While Dad is heard talking angrily to him, Angry Kid wraps the tissue around his mouth to make him look tied up, grabs a sign, writes "Help! Kidnap" on it, and shows it to a police car behind the car he's in)

Dad: Oh, yes. You'll miss me when I'm gone, you lil brat! I work my fingers to the bone for you, and this is how you got--

(The police car sirens wail as Angry Kid giggles sinisterly)

Dad: Oh... Bloody hell...

*credits come on*

Dad: Oh, uh... Good afternoon, officer. Err, wh..wha...

Police Officer: Turn the engine off sir and step out of the vehicle.

Dad: Uhh, now...

Police Officer: NOW!!!!!

(After the credits have finished, violin music starts playing. We cut to Angry Kid standing outside THE HOME, looking miserable while watching Dad driving away.)

Dad: (chuckling and laughing maniacally) BOLLOCKS! (laughs manically)

*Aardman Animations logo appears and screen fades to black*

French Transcript:[]

(musique country jouée)Angry Kid : On y est déjà 

Papa : Non !

Angry Kid : *s'essuie le nez avec un mouchoir et le recouvre de morve* J'ai des blocs de morve.

(Angry Kid commence à se moucher rapidement)

Papa : Laisse tomber !

Enfant en colère : Mais je...

Papa : Ne pousse pas ta chance, ou je t'emmène au foyer pour enfants.

Enfant en colère : *renifle* Tu ne te soucies pas de moi. *renifle encore* Ce n'est pas juste. Tu ne m'aimes pas. VOUS N'AIMEZ PAS...

Papa : (se met en colère) TAIS-LA !

(la musique country continue de jouer)

(Angry Kid fouette papa avec le mouchoir)

Papa : (furieux) G'OWW ! Ouh ! Droite! C'est ça! J'en ai assez de toi ! Je t'emmène à la maison !

Enfant en colère : Oh, non ! Oh non, pas la maison, non, papa ! Papa, s'il te plaît, pas la maison ! Non, papa ! Je plaisantais! Je veux dire, papa... S'IL VOUS PLAIT ! Je t'en prie, non! Oh! Oh non! Non! Oh...

Papa : Oh, oui ! C'est directement à la maison pour TOI, fiston Jim ! Vous y apprendrez une chose ou deux. Un peu de discipline vous fera le plus grand bien. Ça ne sert à rien de lutter, jeune homme, on rentre à la maison, et on y va maintenant !

(Pendant que l'on entend papa lui parler avec colère, Angry Kid enroule le mouchoir autour de sa bouche pour lui donner l'air ligoté, attrape une pancarte, écrit « Au secours ! Kidnap » dessus et la montre à une voiture de police derrière la voiture dans laquelle il se trouve. )

Papa : Oh, oui. Je te manquerai quand je serai parti, petit gamin ! Je travaille mes doigts jusqu'aux os pour toi, et c'est comme ça que tu es arrivé

(Les sirènes de la voiture de police hurlent tandis qu'Angry Kid rit sinistrement)Papa : Oh... Bon sang.

*les crédits arrivent*

Papa : Oh, euh... Bonjour, officier. Euh, quoi... quoi...

Policier : éteignez le moteur, monsieur et sortez du véhicule.

Papa : Euh, maintenant...

Officier de police : MAINTENANT !!!!!

(Une fois le générique terminé, la musique du violon commence à jouer. Nous passons à Angry Kid debout devant LA MAISON, l'air misérable en regardant papa s'éloigner.)

Papa : (riant et riant de façon maniaque) CONNEXES ! (rires frénétiquement)

*Le logo Aardman Animations apparaît et l'écran devient noir*

Trivia[]

  • This is the final Angry Kid episode of season 1. When This episode was originally Reuploaded by The angry kid youtube channel it was in its original 4:3 version But it was Later edited to be in 16:9 and in 1080p around 2019.
  • And He Got French Dub And Uploaded On The YT Channel Of Angry Kid https://youtu.be/fp9LP-wWONU?si=4ITYE8z78uwYH2xE
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